SSM2010 released today ! (April Fool joke)

[Admin]

Yes, we told you things have been cooking. Today, April 1st, we have released the SSM2010 next generation of Space Shuttle Mission Simulator.

Among the features:

1. 1' per pixel Earth Resolution
2. Voice recognition comm commands
3. Surround Stereoscopic Holographic VR with physical feedback for full gaming immersiveness providing unparallelled realism. Now you can feel micro G and really float in space and inside the ISS.
4. Multiplayer support for thousands of players

Download size is 100TB, so we do hope you have that quantum hyper speed Hypernet connection and a pack of those 3D crystal ROM cubes left, after using them for storing Medal of Honor 3010.

Have fun,
/Admin

 

[desktopsimmer]

Yeah right, you told me that there was going to be an iPhone Version app released.

[USA~Driver]

OOOOOh Boy!

Just downloaded and installed. first impression is that it looks great... Too bad  I had to delete SSM2007 to make room on my HD, but oh well......

Also, gonna take some vacation time from work to get on the multiplayer server. Desktopsimmer and I will be the Guinea pigs.

[Alboita]

Of course, already downloaded, installed. Now I'm playing...     

[JLM]

I am sensing an April fools joke-come on ADMIN, I'm conscious of what day it is!


NEWS FLASH: Space Shuttle Discovery blew up on the launch pad-no one was hurt.

ME: What-this cannot be!

NEWS: April Fool's just kidding!

ME: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[uri_ba]

Yeah.. and it runs on Netbooks too!

[ssjfb]

I want to congratulate all the team for this huge job!!!

I have just a small bug with the new voice recognition feature. It seems that my french accent is not recognize properly. When I asked for "launch", I received a tray-meal. I guess that system has understood "lunch".

Can I contact ground crew about this???

[Dee-Jay]

Pffff ! Too easy Admin I was waiting for this joke !

[Richard R]

I like the Option where you change your landing site before deorbit , and even change Runways...

[Jack Ryan]

HAPPY april fool guys!!!!!!

[CapitanPiluso]

100 TB

So sad to say I´ll delete space invaders and comanche gold to make some room for it...lol 

[Spacewalker]

Wow, great version, with many new features! But you forgot to mention the space toilet simuation and the sensational new "Zero-G Generator" which produces an area of temporary weightlessness in front of the PC screen...

[Admin]

All of the above will come in a 20TB patch soon. BTW - the Holodeck INCLUDES the micro gravity field generator - you should read the 20,000 pages manual before running the simulation <g>

/Admin

[schmidtrock]

All of the above will come in a 20TB patch soon. BTW - the Holodeck INCLUDES the micro gravity field generator - you should read the 20,000 pages manual before running the simulation <g>

/Admin

So glad that tree cloning came along just in time!

[Admin]

All of the above will come in a 20TB patch soon. BTW - the Holodeck INCLUDES the micro gravity field generator - you should read the 20,000 pages manual before running the simulation <g>

/Admin

So glad that tree cloning came along just in time!

Don't tell me you don't have that new Apple iBrain Hypernet-to-Brain connectivity! You don't really have to print anything <g>.

/Admin